Sinfully good marketing ◆ Bengaluru, India
Be found.Be feared.Be booked.
Websites, SEO, Google & Meta ads, content and dashboards — for gyms, cafés, restaurants, hotels and classes. Marketing so good it should be illegal. It isn’t. We checked.
Free 20-minute call · No souls required · No lock-in contracts either
Our services
The Seven Deadly
Sins of Growth
Pick your poison — or take all seven. Every sin is a service. Every service sells.
Pride
Brand building
Look better than you are — until you are.
Commit this sin →02Envy
Competitor analysis
We steal their keywords, their backlinks, their customers. Legally.
Commit this sin →03Greed
Conversion optimization
More from every visitor. Always more.
Commit this sin →04Lust
Content & social
Content people can't stop consuming.
Commit this sin →The flagship05Gluttony
SEO — the flagship
Feed your website until it is the biggest thing in town. Maps, reviews, rankings — when your neighbourhood searches, they find you first.
Commit this sin →06Wrath
Paid ads
When you're done waiting, we hit hard.
Commit this sin →07Sloth
Automation & reporting
You rest. The machine works.
Commit this sin →No devil-speak
What we actually do —
in plain English
The sins are the fun names. This is the menu. Every service has one job: get your business found, and get it booked.
Website design & development
a.k.a. Pride
A fast, good-looking website that makes people trust you and book you — on their phone, in seconds.
SEO & Google Maps
a.k.a. Gluttony — the flagship
When someone nearby searches for what you sell, you show up first — on Google and on the map.
Google Ads
a.k.a. Wrath
Paid search ads that bring calls and bookings within days. We report cost per booking, not clicks.
Meta ads (Instagram & Facebook)
a.k.a. Wrath, again
Ads aimed at your neighbourhood, built around an offer people actually want to claim.
Content creation
a.k.a. Lust
Reels, posts and articles made for your business — so you stay visible without doing it yourself.
Dashboards & reporting
a.k.a. Sloth
One simple dashboard with your bookings, calls and rankings. No jargon, no 40-slide decks.
The sermon
The apps are eating
your margin
Zomato & Swiggy take up to 25% of every order you cook.
Booking.com & OTAs take up to 20% of every room you fill.
A customer who Googles you and books direct costs you nothing. Forever.
We take you off their leash
Own your rankings, your reviews, your bookings. The aggregators become your billboard — not your landlord.
Case studies
Confessions
The fight academy with six dens and one brain
Bengaluru MMA · six branches across Bangalore
One machine
Six branches, every membership and class schedule in a single system — run from their own dashboard.
Read the confession →
The mud bath the OTAs couldn't sell
Kadu Stays · Ayurvedic retreat, Western Ghats, Kerala
Booked direct
Guests reserve on kadustays.com — no OTA middleman in the booking flow.
Read the confession →
The desk you book before you land
Coworks Rishikesh · coworking space, Tapovan, Rishikesh
Live desks
Real-time desk availability, reservable before the nomad even lands in India.
Read the confession →
Selling taste through a screen
Drinkraft Beverage · D2C wellness drinks, Bangalore
Taste, sold
Five sub-brands selling direct — 'A Sachet of Happiness', shipped from their own store.
Read the confession →
The beverage house that looked the part
LVI Holdings · drinks brand house (Amateur Vodka, Boroka), India
Taken seriously
A corporate platform founders and investors trust at first view.
Read the confession →More sins,
more damage
All Confessions ↗Who we corrupt
Built for the
neighbourhood giants
Gyms & studios
Fill your 6am slots. Own "gym near me" in your pincode and make trial bookings automatic.
Corrupt my gym →Cafés & restaurants
Escape aggregator commissions. Direct orders, ruling reviews, full tables on weekdays.
Corrupt my restaurant →Hotels & stays
Direct bookings that skip the OTA toll. Your rooms, your rates, your guest data.
Corrupt my hotel →Classes & academies
Waitlists, not vacancies. Be the class every parent in the neighbourhood has heard of.
Corrupt my class →YogaSEO.in
Our calm, yoga-only counterpart. Same results, softer voice — built exclusively for yoga studios and teachers.
Visit the saint ↗The interrogation
Ask us anything.
We’ll confess.
Is any of this actually ethical?
Completely. 'Stealing' competitors' keywords means public research anyone could do — we're just better at it. White-hat SEO, real content, honest ads. The devil branding is the only wicked thing about us.
Do I have to sign a long contract?
No lock-in, ever. Month to month. We keep clients by ranking them, not by trapping them.
How fast will I see results?
Paid ads (Wrath): days. Conversion fixes (Greed): weeks. SEO (Gluttony): meaningful movement in 8–12 weeks, domination in 6–12 months.
Will you also work with my competitor?
Never. One business per category per locality. First to sign gets the pitchfork.
What does it cost?
Flat monthly packages — Minor Sin, Mortal Sin, or Damnation. See The Price of Sin. No percentage-of-ad-spend games.
One call. That’s how it starts.
Ready to sin?
Free 20-minute call. We’ll tell you exactly which sins your business needs — even if you don’t hire us.