Flat pricing ◆ No lock-in ◆ No soul required
The Price of Sin
Generalist agencies charge the same and deliver PDFs. We deliver customers. Flat monthly packages — pick your level of sin.
Minor Sin
For the business that wants to be found. Own your locality on Google.
Sins included
- Gluttony — full local SEO & Google Business Profile
- Sloth (lite) — review-request automation + monthly report
- Quarterly Envy report — competitor watchlist
- Lust — content & social
- Wrath — paid ads management
- Greed — CRO experiments
Mortal Sin
For the business that wants to win the neighbourhood. SEO + content + conversion.
Sins included
- Everything in Minor Sin
- Lust — monthly content engine: reels, posts, Google content
- Greed — conversion fixes & booking-flow optimization
- Envy — full quarterly competitor teardown
- Sloth — WhatsApp automation, CRM & instant lead replies
- Wrath — paid ads management
Damnation
All seven sins. Total market domination for your category, in your city.
Sins included
- Everything in Mortal Sin
- Wrath — Google + Meta ads (flat fee, any spend)
- Pride — brand strategy, identity & reputation building
- Dedicated growth strategist & weekly war-room call
- Priority everything. Your rivals' worst quarter ever.
The interrogation
Questions about the price
Are these really flat fees?
Yes. One monthly price per package. We never take a percentage of your ad spend — your budget goes to ads, not to us for spending more.
Is there a lock-in?
None. Month to month, forever. We keep clients by ranking them, not by trapping them.
Do you work with my competitor too?
Never. One business per category per locality — exclusivity is included in every package. First to sign gets the pitchfork.
What if I only need one thing?
Minor Sin covers the single most important channel — local SEO and Google Business Profile. If you need something bespoke, tell us on the call.
Ready to sin?
Free 20-minute call. We'll recommend the right package — even if it's the smallest one.